Introvert Survival Kits

For those who'd rather not talk to people

Kit 1: The Social Butterfly (Just Kidding)

Complete with a tiny mirror, a whoopee cushion, and a manual on how to nod enthusiastically while saying nothing.

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Kit 2: The Extrovert's Nemesis

Featuring a collection of earplugs, a "I'm not listening" sign, and a script for the ultimate "beat it" exit strategy.

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Kit 3: The Zen Master

A set of meditation beads, a "I'm busy" sign, and a manual on how to fake a "work emergency" without getting caught.

Learn to find your inner peace (or at least, appear to)